The Green Monster Detox Drink

Serves 4

Raw - Vegan - Alkaline - Grain Free - Sugar Free - Anti Inflammatory

A strong diuretic that aids in Kidney cleansing and liver detoxification. 


  • 4 cups of filtered water divided
  • Handful of Fresh Parsley
  • Handful of Fresh Cilantro
  • Zest and juice of 2 lemons
  • Zest and juice of 2 limes
  • Juice of 1 grapefruit


Raw honey, green stevia, or natural sweetener of choice to taste


  1. Blend 2 cups of water with all of the ingredients in a high power blend and then strain the mixture.
  2. Press the solids with the back of a spoon or spatula to pull as much juice out as possible.
  3. Taste for sweetness and dilute with more water if you like.
  4. Keeps for 3-5 days in the fridge but best if consumed immediately.


  1. Do not be alarmed if you are peeing a lot after drinking the green monster. This is a very strong diuretic so only have one small glass at a time. I like to add some sparkling soda in the summer time for a fun "mocktail".